lartfun - Online in the Cloud

This is the command lartfun that can be run in the OnWorks free hosting provider using one of our multiple free online workstations such as Ubuntu Online, Fedora Online, Windows online emulator or MAC OS online emulator

PROGRAM:

NAME


lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes

SYNOPSIS


lart [ -use tool ] [ -bBfFgklp ] <lusername>

DESCRIPTION


lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon their admins for
everything from picking their mice off of the floor to turning on their monitors; namely,
the luser(8). Running lart with the appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser
to run away screaming in agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer,
after killing all of their processes.

OPTIONS


-use tool Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the enviroment
variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will be used,
which is set at compile time

-b Used to increase the size of your lart

-B The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their processes. If
used in conjunction with -p this will also cause syslog to make entries
proving that <lusername> was the second gunman behind the grassy knoll

-f Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided primarily for
testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B

-F fsck <lusername>
as a raw device. Note that this option has not been tested, as it is
rather difficult to find volunteers

-g Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor <lusername> during the beating.

-k Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly recommended.
Can only be invoked once per <lusername>

-p See -B

Use lartfun online using onworks.net services



Latest Linux & Windows online programs